Most Iconic TV Show Moments

In my opinion, these are the top 5 most iconic TV show moments.

5. The Ping Pong Scene from Drake and Josh.
You know, the one where they play ping pong and make the noises each time they hit the ball. The ball ends up breaking the window but this scene was great.


4. Leave It All to Shine
Remember when iCarly met Victorious and they sang a mashup of both theme songs. Third best crossover episode I have seen.

3. When The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody, That's So Raven, and Hannah Montana had a crossover episode.
Raven Symone comes to get London to wear her dress and scares Cody with her visions of the future right before their mother's birthday party. Hannah Montana comes to stay at the Tipton and eats cake off Zack's shirt.

2. When Hannah Montana took her wig off on national television and broke my 9 year old heart.
She wanted to go to college. She wanted to make things right with Jessie. She had to give up Hannah Montana and the song I'll Always Remember You played while she was looking at the Hannah wardrobe and was reminiscing the memories that happened in each outfit...I'm still not over it,

1. "WE WERE ON A BREAK"
Ross and Rachel. Friends. Ross cheated on Rachel with the girl from the Xerox place because he thought they were over. He thought they were on a break.

Makeup Supplies

So I already posted a blog about my makeup brushes and stuff so now I'm going to tell what I have 

Mascara/Eyeliner:

•bombshell volume by lashblast

covergirl

• Lash Sensational

Maybelline New York

• Voluminous Miss Manga Rock

• Sky Rise Lengthening Mascara

New York Color

•The Falsies Big Eyes

Maybelline New York

• MasterDuo by EYESTUDIO

Maybelline New York

• MasterDrama by EYESTUDIO

Maybelline New York

• Colorstay Skinny

Revlon

• megaliner

wet n wild

• Gel liner by EYESTUDIO

Maybelline New York

• masterGRAPHIC by EYESTUDIO

Maybelline New York

Lip:

• Itaolia Ultra Fine Lip Liners x3

• Collection Zoe's Red

L'ORÉAL PARIS

• Nude Lipstick

LANCÔME PARIS

• Pink Innocence SHIMMER Gloss

ESTĒE LAUDER

• Sunset Gloss

LANCÔME PARIS

• Baby Lips

Maybelline New York

• Matte Blackheart Beauty

• Backstage Matte Flat Finish Pigment Gloss

L.A Girl

Eyeshadow: 

• all about shadow quad

CLINIQUE

• French Kiss

LANCÔME PARIS

• intense i-color smoky

ALMAY

• LOVATICS by Demi

New York Color

• Slick Cream Eyeshadow

Morphe Brushes

• 12NB Eyeshadow Palette

Morphe Brushes

Foundation/Contour:

• BARESKIN BARE NATURAL 07

bareMinerals

• highlight lowlight face contour duo light

Sephora

• FIT me! Matte+Poreless 120 Classic Ivory

Maybelline New York

Primers: 

• PRO-Primer eyeshadow primer

L.A. Girl

• Perfecting Ultra Smoothing Primer

Sephora

And those, are the all the supplies I have ( half of them were free )

Makeup Dupes

So it seems there is a theme this month with my blogs, and its about makeup because I like it. Today's blog is about the duplicates for the expensive makeup.

Expensive                                      Dupe

Urban Decay Flushed Palette ($52) - Sportsgirl Colour Me Cheek Palette ($19.95)

NARS "Strada" ($24) - Wet n' Wild "kitten" ($2)

Too Faced Natural Eyes palette ($36) - Hard Candy Look Pro Natural Eyes ($7.60)

Stila "Aria" ($24) - L.A. Girl Matte Pigment Gloss "Rebel" ($5)

NAKED 3 ($54) - Makeup Revolution "Ionic 3" ($7)

Kat Von D Liquid Lipstick "Loilita" ($20) - NYX Liquid Suede "Soft Spoken"

Stila "kitten" - ELF "brown bonanza"

Too Faced "melted nude" - Makeup Revolution Lip Lava "forgiven"

Anastasia Beverly Hills Glow Kit - Carli Bybel's BH Cosmetics Palette

Sephora Moonshadow Baked Palette - Elf Baked Eyeshadow Palette "California"

Christian Louboutin Eton Moi Velvet  Matte Lip Color - Mac Prince Noir

Kylie Koko K - NYX Lip Lingerie "Embellishment"

Urban Decay "1987" - Inglot #403

Actually I got all these from an Instagram account called @makeupdupe.s which is very helpful ( I got a dupe for one of the NAKED palettes and Kylie Candy K )

Makeup Brushes

I know this is different but I've been interested in makeup lately and so I got a lot of products so I'm going to name them and stuff.

The places I got these supplies are Sephora, Morphe Brushes, TJ Maxx, and free stuff from Macy's ( the Clinique and Lancôme stands ).

First I'm going to start off with brushes and stuff,

Most of my good brushes are from Morphe so they have weird names.

For foundation I've got this fancy fluffy one and its the M439 which works great and the lady said that it works for all types of foundations. It's called the Deluxe Buffer and it's $13.99.

I've got two powder/blush brushes that I've found in my house. One is from Estee Lauder and the other is a Garden Botanika BLUSH CW ( I'm not really sure ). I also found an eyebrow brush but I don't use it.

Next are the highlight/contour brushes ( that's right brusheS, you need more than one ). Okay the highlight brush is the E50 which is great since I have nothing to compare it with. It's called the Mini Tampered Highlight Brush which is $14.99. The contour brush is the E8 which works amazing. It's called the Detail Contour and is $5.99.

I have three eyeshadow brushes ( I think its an eyeshadow brush ). One is another one I found around the house which is also Estee Lauder. It's a small brush which makes it better to apply...or so I've heard. I also have an eyeshadow blending brush which is the M511. It's called the Large Round Blender for $5.99. I also have a free eyeshadow brush but its two-sided and is part of an eyeliner brush. It's from the Lancôme free stuff.

I also have a beautyblender dupe from TJ Maxx for $3.99 and another horrible dupe for $5.99. There is a small eyeliner brush for gel from Maybelline ( I got it from Target though ). There's also two tweezers from Morphe that are very precise.

ZAYN'S ALBUM

ZAYN'S ALBUM CAME OUT TODAY AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
AND ALSO, IT HAS BEEN ONE ENTIRE YEAR SINCE ZAYN LEFT ONE DIRECTION.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OK SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS REVIEW THE SONGS ON HERE.

1. MiNd Of MiNdd (Intro)
Calming.
I can't understand what he's saying.
OH wait I heard, "Open up and see whats inside of mine"
Great play oh my.

2. PILLOWTALK
Release Date: January 30, 2016.

3. iT's YoU
I already wrote a post about this.

4. BeFour
Release Date: March 17, 2016
I LOVE THIS SONG. DID I MENTION THERE IS A HIGHNOTE AND IM DEAD.
By the way, FOUR is the name of the last One Direction album Zayn was a part of...

5. sHe
I heard some of this in Zayn's periscope ( I'll put the link if I can find it )
WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO GOOD. WHY IS HE SO GOOD. I'M CRYING AND WE'RE ON 5/18.
I HEAR HIGHNOTE

6. dRuNk
I also heard this one on periscope.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah.
This is pretty.
DRUNK ALL SUMMER? IS THIS WHY HE LEFT THE BAND? IS THIS WHY HE BROKE UP WITH PERRIE OVER TEXT?
HIS VOICE IS HIGH PITCHED I'M CRYING.

7. INTERMISSION: fLoWer
This is in another language.
Heh heh heh heh heh it's still pretty.

8. rEaR vIeW
Chill fam. Woah.
BSDSHBFAFHAHDS AJDBVDH JHDARYFGHD


I''m too emotional to type considering my tears are gonna ruin my laptop oh my god.

Harry Styles

So this is sort of a Harry Styles appreciation post because Anne's iCloud was hacked and so many pictures of Harry were leaked. Although this sounds like the best news in the world ( unfortunately there is a downside ) , after her iCloud was hacked, she deleted all social medias. There are so many rumors about the person who leaked it and why it was leaked. Some believe an anti leaked the pictures to prove Larry isn't real since there were pictures of Harry and Kendall Jenner ( and Anne and Des...happy family + least problematic Jenner ). Another theory is that the management hired the girl to leak the photos to prove Larry isn't real since it took two days for the account to be deactivated and Harry has said nothing since. Normally he does whenever someone does something to his family

I feel sort of guilty for saving them but god he looks so good.

See what I mean.

( Is it Freddie? We may never know. )

ANNNEEEEE

Its not like I need to breathe. 

MUSCLES

heh heh heh heh

I TOLD YOU HE LOOKS GOOD.

A List Of Quotes From Books On My Desk

So this is pretty much a list of quotes I find in my books because I'm not entirely sure what to write about.

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

I'm actually quite excited. 

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

I didn't actually finish this book but I put in post it's because I found some pretty great quotes that I like. 

• • • Here is a A Small Fact • • •

         You are going to die. 

• • • A Definition Not Found • • •

             In The Dictionary 

Not Leaving: an act of trust and love, often deciphered by children

• • • The Only Thing Worse Than • • •

             A Boy Who Hates You

A boy who loves you. ( this one messed me up and I'm not sure why ) 

She stood up and took the book from him, and as he smiled over his shoulder at some other kids, she threw it away and kicked him as hard as she could in the vicinity of the groin. ( SAVAGE )

There's like three more I put post its next to but I'm not sure if I'd like to share them. 

Me and Earl and The Dying Girl by Jesse Andrews 

I really like this book because it's not a cliche love story that makes my heart hurt but it's still pretty cute. 

I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity. ( I relate to this one on a spiritual level )

"Mitzvah" is Hebrew for "colossal pain in the ass" ( no offense )

I'm not exactly in the mood to go through the the entire book so I'm sticking with those

Everything, Everything

LORD OF THE FLIES BY WILLIAM GOLDING
Spoiler alert: Boys are savages.

THE LITTLE PRINCE BY ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY
Spoiler alert: Love is worth everything. Everything.

I'm really not in the mood to reread the whole book for one blog post sorry.

OKOKGOODBYE UNTIL NEXT TIME ( very soon )

I'm Not Entirely Sure but it's Sleep-Related

Okay so I'm supposed to be asleep right now even though it's not that late so I'm just going to write something related to sleep and stuff, like why I sometimes stay up late and stories of when I have. 

Reasons I would stay up:

- New Single 

Most of the time it's because Zayn, One Direction, Shawn, or someone else that's relevant is going to release a new song. Like PILLOWTALK, Perfect, IKWYDLS, and ItS YoU. 

- Ganes

I am very dedicated to the games on my phone considering there's nothing else to do and social media is pretty boring. I recommend the PewDiePie game ( I don't watch him but it's a fun game ), the Kendall and Kylie game ( I only like Kendall ), and World Chef ( Dan and Phil are in it...so is Kanye ) 

- Birthdays

Harry Styles: 2/1

Louis Tomlinson: 12/24

Liam Payne: 8/29

Niall Horan: 9/13 ( one day before mine )

Hayes Grier: 6/8

I remember one time I was going to go fishing in Malibu so I had to wake up at 5 in the morning. At the time, I had just gotten my new phone and so I was using it a lot and I ended up staying up until 4 on my phone and managing to avoid my mom figuring it out. It was pretty fun, kind of like what I'm doing now to write this blog. 

ANYWAYS IM TIRED I'M GOING TO SLEEP GOOD NIGHT GOOD LIFE. 

Zayn's New Song/Preorder for Album

As far as I know the new song will be released at 8. Right now its 7:43 and I can't wait. I'll keep you updated with my reactions.

7:44 PM

IS IT OUT YET I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE DAMMIT

THE SONG IS CALLED "It's You" AND THE ALBUM IS CALLED "Mind Of Mine" AND THE COVER IS BABY ZAYN BUT WITH TATTOOS I CAN'T

7:50 PM

TEN MORE MINUTES

O N L Y  T E N

I MIGHT STOP EXISTING BEFORE IT COMES OUT

AAAAAH I HATE  EVERYTHING AND I HATE ZAYN FOR MAKING ME WAIT DAMMIT

7:52 PM

It's not like I need my sanity

7:55 PM

I'M NOT GONNA HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD THE ALBUM WHEN IT COMES OUT.
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN ITUNES
IM GONNA BE IN IDEBT AAAAAAH

7:57PM

THREE MORE MINUTES OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH KY GOFD

7:59 PM

I KEEP REFRESHING ITUNES OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHERE IS IT

I JUST SAW A VIDEO ZAYN TWEETED ABOUT ITS ZAYN IN STAR WARS I LOVE IT \IT LOOKS SO COOL

8:00 PM

I DON'T SEE IT

8:04 PM

I STILL DON'T SEE IT

8:10 PM

I SEE IT OH MY GOD

MIND OF MINE DELUXE EDITION

THIS IS WHY IM GOING BROKE

OK IM BUYING IT NOW

8:13 PM

I AM DECEASED

THIS SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL

I AM IN LOVE OMGGGGGGG

GOD BLESS AMERICA

THE BLIND CAN SEE AGAIN

THE SICK ARE HEALED

THE WORLD IS FIXED

HEAVEN IS HEARD

Brits 2016

Well yesterday (2/24/16) the Brits were on in which One Direction was nominated for two awards: Best Group and Video of the Year. Unfortunately they only won Video Of The Year but it was the most advertised so I mean it wasn't that bad.

Only Liam and Louis were at the awards, which seems a bit fishy considering they are the best liars of the group ( Harry and Niall can't lie to save their lives ).

According to a somewhat reliable source, the camera zoomed in on Louis and Liam talking to Zayn so I guess they're on good terms no matter how shady Zayn was in interviews. In the interviews Zayn says he only heard one song and didn't want to buy the rest of the album. If that doesn't throw shade, I don't know what does, and trust me I know shade.


Harry was supposed to attend but then was told he wasn't allowed to at the last minute. He didn't seem very happy about it.

Liam also thanked Modest! Management after accepting the award which also seemed suspicious since there have been rumors Harry left the management ( people think he left the band ).

More on this story as it develops.

really bad puns #whatevertheressomanyilostcount

PUNDERFUL!

OK ITS TIME FOR...

MORE BAD PUNS ( save the groans for later I swear these are good )


-What happens when four children lock themselves in the wardrobe?
That's Narnia business

-I heard the new auto body shop that opened up comes highly wreck-a-mended

-Two blood cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein

-People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box

-I got diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple

-Kanye name a rapper who is super problematic

-I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help

-When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

-Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are a bit sketchy.

-I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

-How do trees get online?
They log on.

-What's the definition of a will?
(its a dead giveaway)...

-Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on  a head."

-I never understand odorless chemicals. They just don't make scents.

-Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

-Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run

Okay so I have overdosed on puns today ( some couldn't be included but I've been laughing for three minutes.

Goodbye and goodnight.

One Of The Best Days of My Life

This blog might be irrelevant to whoever is reading this but if this somewhat interests you then keep reading it gets good.

Okay so yesterday I went to a meetup for Hayes Grier but there was also Twan Kuyper, some guy who I found out is named Charles Gitnick, another guy who I found out is named Neels Visser, and Tez. I took a picture with all of them and that Charles guy got mad at me.

My friend went to the event at 7 AM to get a good spot in line, which she did thank you very much, and then I arrived at 10 and snuck into line with her. For the two hours we spent in the line outside I met two fun girls and we ended up laughing a lot and making friends with the security guard ( Robert but we call him Rob ) Fast forward to one and a half hours later when a car drives by and we see Tez' face popping out of the window with Hayes right next to him. I almost died in the moment of seeing him in a car I'm not sure how I survived the meeting part of it. Then they let us in, told us some ground rules, and got us into more lines. The second Hayes walked out, I screamed "OH MY GOD YOU'RE REAL OH mY GOD" and that is quite evident in the video. The meet and greet started and Hayes was taking pictures and sometimes answering when people yelled at him ( I tried to do so but it only worked once ) I yelled "YO HAYES" and he looked at me and said "Hey I like your shirt." and I almost cried. Soon enough, it was my turn but I had to go through Twan, Charles, Neels, and Tez first. When I met Twan I said "Hey how you doin man" and he said "Good, what about you" and I don't think I need to write out my answer. We took a picture and I was about to move on when he said "NO that's a bad one lets do it again" and we did. Next up was that Charles guy ( he got so mad at me ), so I walked up to him and me thinking I'm funny said "Hey look I'm taller than you" and laughed about it for the ten seconds it took to take a picture. Well...what do you expect I didn't know who he was. The conversation with Neels was similar to the one with Twan so not really anything to say there. After him was Tez, who should remember me as the girl who greeted him with "YO FAMMM WHATS UP HOW ARE YOU DOING BRO" and then we acted all trap for the next fifteen seconds. I told my mom to record me going up to Hayes and hugging him ( BEST HUG OF MY LIFE ). We talked for a bit and he signed my phone case and hugged me like four times and then that darn security guard ( not Rob, Rob's chill ) was like "Ma'am you need to leave there are more people in line" and so Hayes hugged me on more time and we said bye and I think my life is complete now. JKDFHSLDFGLA IT HAPPENED YESTERDAY AND IM NOT OVER IT OMG.

really bad puns part three

m8

Let's get down to business ( to defeat the Huns )

OK I'm just one living joke...

- I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn't make any cents

- I like Tubbs. Go ahead and Neko At-Sue Me

- My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4

- Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side

- Waiting for death takes a lifetime

- I got some shoes from my drug dealer recently, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

- My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

- How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it

- What do you call an intergalactic romance?
A space-ship

- A guy walks into a bar and noticed three pieces of meat hanging off the ceiling, He asks the bartender why they're there, the bartender replies "if you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of the night, however if you miss you have to pay for everyone's drink in the next hour. Wanna try it?" The guy says "Nah the steaks are too high"

- How do you greet a German Pastry Chef?
Gluten Tag

- Why was Dumbo sad?
He felt irrelephant.

- Traveling on a carpet is a rugged experience.

- What do French people call a sad Thursday?
A tra-Jeudi

- I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

- I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded...

- Why didn't the skeleton go through with the robbery?
He had no guts.

- Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep an ion them.

I mean who needs friends at this point....

One Direction - The Most Problematic Band In The Universe

I'm not exaggerating in the slightest bit.

If you haven't heard yet, One Direction began their 18-month hiatus on December 13, 2015 with an unforgettable performance on the stage where they started ( Harry wore a really expensive Gucci suit on that day...unforgettable ). You would think, since One Direction is now on a break, directioners would have a break from the darn drama of this band but nOoOoOoO. We've got Louis with Babygate/Briana and Danielle, Harry with Kendall, Niall with Selena, and Liam with his solo music.

Louis

Babygate - Let me just say there is a 99.9999% that this is fake so I will explain what it is and how its fake. In July of 2015, the media announced that Louis Tomlinson got an LA stylist pregnant and it was supposedly confirmed on Good Morning America when he said its an exciting time ( by the way, the other boys' faces when he said that proved enough ). At that time it was said that she was pregnant for about 5 months so she was pregnant for almost a year ( around 10-11 months ). Also her "baby bump" is on and off and pictures of her clubbing and a sex tape were released ( #OhNoBriana ).
UPDATE 1/23/16: THE CHILD HAS BEEN BORN LOUIS TWEETED ABOUT IT WITH MANY SMILEY FACES...I'M VERY SURPRISED.  https://twitter.com/Louis_Tomlinson/status/690859667224928256

Harry

This boy. I swear to god he's supposed to be married to Louis not on a yacht with Kendall Jenner ( even though she is the least problematic of those freakin Kardashians ) They were on a yacht in St Barts where the paps snapped pictures of them together ( and under a towel I wonder what happened there :O ) This is obviously a PR stunt because they weren't trying to hide from the paps. They knew they would be seen and Harry is obviously married to Louis ( if in fact Larry isn't real I'm crawling into a hole okay )

Niall

The bread. He went to Santa Monica with Selena Gomez ( queen queen queen ) and went on a couple of rides and took her to the X-Factor finale where One Direction began and paused ( it hurts to type "ended" ) instead of his brother Greg. Okay well this isn't much of a problem because I ship it a lot but damn these boys don't give us a break.

Liam

At home with his dogs and writing songs.

May it always be like that.


I think I proved my point.

One Direction-The Most Problematic Band In The Universe