Top 5 Songs I Think Actually Have Meaning And Not That Superfical Horrible Stuff On The Radio

As you can tell by the title, this is about songs and meaning. I'm not sure why I came up with this but it's 11 pm and I need to write something. 

#5. Invisible - 5 Seconds Of Summer. 

- Pretty much the lyrics, "Who am I, who am I, when I don't know myself. Who am I, who am I, invisible."

- Also, the song is written as a suicide note. 

#4. Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez. 

- The lyrics, "Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen", shows that things aren't always the way they seem, no matter how perfect it looks. 

#3. Home - One Direction 

- "You'll never feel like you're alone, I'll make this seem like home"...well I'm going to be alone since that 18 month break started today. The lyric explains itself. 

#2. Last First Kiss - One Direction

- The writer ( I'll guess Louis ) wants to be the only one his lover ( 99.999% sure Harry ) will be with, hence the title "Last First Kiss". 

#1 - Love You Goodbye - One Direction

- This song makes me want to tear my heart out with a fork and feed it to a lion...okay maybe that's an exaggeration but the point is this makes me emotional. 

- "Oh, why you wearin' that to walk out of my life". Honestly that may be the saddest lyric I have ever heard. 

- "My heart's already breakin' baby go on twist the knife". The damage is done son. EVERYTHING HAS TORN APART noTHING WILL CHANGE THAT SO TWIST THE KNIFE. 

I swear I listen to more than One Direction but I'm a hardcore directioner. 

Tom And Jerry

Okay so you probably read the title of this blog and thought "oh god this is going to be the worst two to three minutes of my life because this crazy weirdo is going to talk about cartoons". I've had one problem with this show and that is all the remakes Cartoon Network and Boomerang show. The Tom And Jerry Show is literally a disgrace to the universally known show that both my parents love and somehow forced me to like without me knowing it. Back to the point, THE TOM AND JERRY SHOW IS A DISGRACE  TO EVERY CARTOON CREATED BECAUSE JERRY AND HIS LITTLE MOUSE FRIEND/COMPANION/STUDENT DOESN'T TALK AND NEITHER DOES TOM. This disgrace is also happening with other cartoon classics like Looney Tunes and that other cartoon with the wolf and the roadrunner. Now they have The Looney Tunes Show which is another disgrace ( not as much because I actually enjoy it ) but it is different than the original.

really bad puns part two

Oh well maybe this is why I'm not punpular.

Okay well on with the puns.

Credit to tumblr for proving how lame I can be.

- a friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

- what did the grape say when it got stepped on?
nothing but it let out a little wine

- the roundest night at King Arther's round table was Sir Cumference.

- What A Feeling it must be to be staring at him Walking In The Wind at the End Of The Day he could Drag Me Down even the Long Way Down and I wouldn't care. God, he could mess up my name and call me Olivia and I'd be like okay that's cool man. He'd probably give it a temporary fix and be like Hey Angel I'm really sorry about that so you know I'm going to Love You, Goodbye.
BUY MADE IN THE AM ON ITUNES ( not exactly a pun but made in the am came out yesterday and it sounds like freakin heaven )

- Alexander sends you chain emails?

Alexander Spamilton.

Alexander buys designer clothes?

Alexander DAMNilton.

Alexander takes public transportation?

Alexander Tramilton.

Alexander helps a bro out?

Alexander Familton.

Alexander listens to the latest pop hits? ( made in the am )

Alexander Jamilton.

- what is it called when you put eggs in a console disc tray?

a console eggsclusive

- dammit where did my pencil go...to Pennsylvania...on a Pennsylvacation.

- how many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?

3.14 ( :O she makes math puns too :O )

- I work at Best Buy and this famous lady came in to buy a cool laptop. it was a Dell.

- are you hungary

you should czech the fridge

are you russian to the kitchen

is there any turkey in there

you know you cant eat it if it has greece on it

- where did noah keep his bees

in the ark hives

- what happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

it becomes daytrogen

....I'm going to bed

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

- I had a joke about murder that would've killed but I'm sure you're all sick to death of those.

- elevators are so annoying they drive me up the wall

- Me 30 years from now

Mom: I'll talk to you later, love you - goodbye

Me: hey heY HEY

Me: OH WHY YOU WEARIN THAT TO WALK OUT OF MY LIFE

Mom: k now I remember why I haven't called you in so long

( BUY MADE IN THE AM ON ITUNES )

- relationships are a lot like algebra

do you ever look at your X and wonder Y

   yes I know this pun just doesn't add up

- why did the phonologist buy apples at the store last night?

because there were minimal pears.

( I don't understand this but maybe someone smart will and explain it to me )

- omFG ALL WEEK MY DAD HAS BEEN YELLING AT ME ABOUT EATING HIS FRUIT SNACKS AND I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN'T EAT ANY OF THEM AND I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING A 'LADY PRODUCT' AND HE HEARD THE WRAPPER OPENING AND SCREAMED "I KNOW YOU'RE EATING MY FRUIT SNACKS" AND BUSTED THE DOOR OPEN AND GRABBED IT OUT OF MY HAND AND WALKED ALL THE WAY TO HIS ROM BEFORE REALIZING HE TOOK A PAD OUT OF HIS 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER'S HANDS.

                the man just wanted his fruit snacks...

- I like wearing oversized sweaters. not because they're really comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big I get to flop them around and smack people.

I love sleeve smacking people

like flippity flop you need to stop

whippity whap don't talk crap

- if I was a general I'd start every sentence with "generally speaking..."

- what do you call a pair of mugs

a cup-ple

AND NOW FOR THE PUN TO END THIS BLOG OF PUNS

- who's the happiest member of one direction

harry smiles

wow I'm so punderful

really bad puns

By the title of this, you know what this is about.

BAD PUNS FROM ME, TUMBLR ( mostly ), AND A POPTART COMMERCIAL ( pickup line included ).

- how do japanese chihuahuas say hello?

konnichihuahua

- dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

- do you think if tumblr opened up a café it would be called yumblr

- what's it called when you shoot someone on Halloween
  
trigger treating

    no its called homicide

        trigger treating

- recent studies show that if lightning is unhappy with conditions at work it goes on strike

- my friend was cold so I told her to stand in the corner

corners are 90 degrees

- what kind of shoes do thieves wear?

sneakers

- when a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back "now everybody clap yo hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country. ( not a pun but I find this funny )

- can you believe one direction's bones are taking a break before them

- so today this guy this accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he looked me over and said "pretty cute" and walked away. And then I realized, I literally just got hit on. The pun is greater than the pain.

- are you a child of Apollo cuz you light up my world like nobody else
are you a child of Aphrodite because the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
are you a child of Demeter cuz when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell
are you Percy Jackson cuz you don't know you're beautiful.

- what did the ghost teacher say to the class?
look at the board and I will go through it again

- telekinesis is not a HANDy skill.

wow these are so punny I'm dying.

Okay as you can tell I am very lame because I LOVE PUNS.

ONE DIRECTION RELEASED A NEW SONG

WARNING : THIS MIGHT NOT MAKE ANY SENSE SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

WHOA ONE DIRECTION'S NEW SONG OH MY GOD.

honestly I woke up at 5 in the morning to listen to it...now I know why the album is called Made In The A.M. ( get it? get it? no? okay. )

" but if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms and if you like having secret little rendezvous if you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do baby I'm perfect baby I'm perfect for you
and if you like midnight driving with the windows down and if you like going places we can't even pronounce baby you're perfect baby you're perfect so lets start right now "

okay when I heard the chorus I literally screamed and my mom woke up ( well why wouldn't she its oNE DiRECTION )

what made me freak out even more was the realization that Harry Edward Styles and Louis William Tomlinson ( a.k.a LARRY ) wrote the song together.

they claim that they are not in love ( they totally are ) but how do they expect us to believe that if they go around writing songs like this and altering the lyrics to their songs ( i.e. "and let me kiss LOU, " "I have loved HIM since we were 18," "nothing can come between LOU and I" )

IM PROBABLY NOT MAKING ANY SENSE BUT THIS SONG IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN SO I APOLOGIZE.

oh yeah, PERFECT IS NUMBER ONE BECAUSE ONE DIRECTION IS POWERFUL AND JUSTIN BEIBER IS A RAT.

okay I think ive said everything that needs to be said...well goodbye have a great day and listen TO THE SONG BECAUSE HEAVEN.