I'm Not Entirely Sure but it's Sleep-Related

Okay so I'm supposed to be asleep right now even though it's not that late so I'm just going to write something related to sleep and stuff, like why I sometimes stay up late and stories of when I have. 

Reasons I would stay up:

- New Single 

Most of the time it's because Zayn, One Direction, Shawn, or someone else that's relevant is going to release a new song. Like PILLOWTALK, Perfect, IKWYDLS, and ItS YoU. 

- Ganes

I am very dedicated to the games on my phone considering there's nothing else to do and social media is pretty boring. I recommend the PewDiePie game ( I don't watch him but it's a fun game ), the Kendall and Kylie game ( I only like Kendall ), and World Chef ( Dan and Phil are in it...so is Kanye ) 

- Birthdays

Harry Styles: 2/1

Louis Tomlinson: 12/24

Liam Payne: 8/29

Niall Horan: 9/13 ( one day before mine )

Hayes Grier: 6/8

I remember one time I was going to go fishing in Malibu so I had to wake up at 5 in the morning. At the time, I had just gotten my new phone and so I was using it a lot and I ended up staying up until 4 on my phone and managing to avoid my mom figuring it out. It was pretty fun, kind of like what I'm doing now to write this blog. 

ANYWAYS IM TIRED I'M GOING TO SLEEP GOOD NIGHT GOOD LIFE. 

Zayn's New Song/Preorder for Album

As far as I know the new song will be released at 8. Right now its 7:43 and I can't wait. I'll keep you updated with my reactions.

7:44 PM

IS IT OUT YET I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE DAMMIT

THE SONG IS CALLED "It's You" AND THE ALBUM IS CALLED "Mind Of Mine" AND THE COVER IS BABY ZAYN BUT WITH TATTOOS I CAN'T

7:50 PM

TEN MORE MINUTES

O N L Y  T E N

I MIGHT STOP EXISTING BEFORE IT COMES OUT

AAAAAH I HATE  EVERYTHING AND I HATE ZAYN FOR MAKING ME WAIT DAMMIT

7:52 PM

It's not like I need my sanity

7:55 PM

I'M NOT GONNA HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD THE ALBUM WHEN IT COMES OUT.
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN ITUNES
IM GONNA BE IN IDEBT AAAAAAH

7:57PM

THREE MORE MINUTES OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH KY GOFD

7:59 PM

I KEEP REFRESHING ITUNES OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHERE IS IT

I JUST SAW A VIDEO ZAYN TWEETED ABOUT ITS ZAYN IN STAR WARS I LOVE IT \IT LOOKS SO COOL

8:00 PM

I DON'T SEE IT

8:04 PM

I STILL DON'T SEE IT

8:10 PM

I SEE IT OH MY GOD

MIND OF MINE DELUXE EDITION

THIS IS WHY IM GOING BROKE

OK IM BUYING IT NOW

8:13 PM

I AM DECEASED

THIS SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL

I AM IN LOVE OMGGGGGGG

GOD BLESS AMERICA

THE BLIND CAN SEE AGAIN

THE SICK ARE HEALED

THE WORLD IS FIXED

HEAVEN IS HEARD

Brits 2016

Well yesterday (2/24/16) the Brits were on in which One Direction was nominated for two awards: Best Group and Video of the Year. Unfortunately they only won Video Of The Year but it was the most advertised so I mean it wasn't that bad.

Only Liam and Louis were at the awards, which seems a bit fishy considering they are the best liars of the group ( Harry and Niall can't lie to save their lives ).

According to a somewhat reliable source, the camera zoomed in on Louis and Liam talking to Zayn so I guess they're on good terms no matter how shady Zayn was in interviews. In the interviews Zayn says he only heard one song and didn't want to buy the rest of the album. If that doesn't throw shade, I don't know what does, and trust me I know shade.


Harry was supposed to attend but then was told he wasn't allowed to at the last minute. He didn't seem very happy about it.

Liam also thanked Modest! Management after accepting the award which also seemed suspicious since there have been rumors Harry left the management ( people think he left the band ).

More on this story as it develops.

really bad puns #whatevertheressomanyilostcount

PUNDERFUL!

OK ITS TIME FOR...

MORE BAD PUNS ( save the groans for later I swear these are good )


-What happens when four children lock themselves in the wardrobe?
That's Narnia business

-I heard the new auto body shop that opened up comes highly wreck-a-mended

-Two blood cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein

-People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box

-I got diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple

-Kanye name a rapper who is super problematic

-I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help

-When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

-Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are a bit sketchy.

-I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

-How do trees get online?
They log on.

-What's the definition of a will?
(its a dead giveaway)...

-Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on  a head."

-I never understand odorless chemicals. They just don't make scents.

-Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

-Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run

Okay so I have overdosed on puns today ( some couldn't be included but I've been laughing for three minutes.

Goodbye and goodnight.