PUNDERFUL!
OK ITS TIME FOR...
MORE BAD PUNS ( save the groans for later I swear these are good )
-What happens when four children lock themselves in the wardrobe?
That's Narnia business
-I heard the new auto body shop that opened up comes highly wreck-a-mended
-Two blood cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein
-People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box
-I got diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple
-Kanye name a rapper who is super problematic
-I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help
-When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
-Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are a bit sketchy.
-I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
-How do trees get online?
They log on.
-What's the definition of a will?
(its a dead giveaway)...
-Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
-I never understand odorless chemicals. They just don't make scents.
-Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
-Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run
Okay so I have overdosed on puns today ( some couldn't be included but I've been laughing for three minutes.
Goodbye and goodnight.
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