Saturday, October 17, 2015

ONE DIRECTION RELEASED A NEW SONG

WARNING : THIS MIGHT NOT MAKE ANY SENSE SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

WHOA ONE DIRECTION'S NEW SONG OH MY GOD.

honestly I woke up at 5 in the morning to listen to it...now I know why the album is called Made In The A.M. ( get it? get it? no? okay. )

" but if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms and if you like having secret little rendezvous if you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do baby I'm perfect baby I'm perfect for you
and if you like midnight driving with the windows down and if you like going places we can't even pronounce baby you're perfect baby you're perfect so lets start right now "

okay when I heard the chorus I literally screamed and my mom woke up ( well why wouldn't she its oNE DiRECTION )

what made me freak out even more was the realization that Harry Edward Styles and Louis William Tomlinson ( a.k.a LARRY ) wrote the song together.

they claim that they are not in love ( they totally are ) but how do they expect us to believe that if they go around writing songs like this and altering the lyrics to their songs ( i.e. "and let me kiss LOU, " "I have loved HIM since we were 18," "nothing can come between LOU and I" )

IM PROBABLY NOT MAKING ANY SENSE BUT THIS SONG IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN SO I APOLOGIZE.

oh yeah, PERFECT IS NUMBER ONE BECAUSE ONE DIRECTION IS POWERFUL AND JUSTIN BEIBER IS A RAT.

okay I think ive said everything that needs to be said...well goodbye have a great day and listen TO THE SONG BECAUSE HEAVEN.