One Direction - The Most Problematic Band In The Universe

I'm not exaggerating in the slightest bit.

If you haven't heard yet, One Direction began their 18-month hiatus on December 13, 2015 with an unforgettable performance on the stage where they started ( Harry wore a really expensive Gucci suit on that day...unforgettable ). You would think, since One Direction is now on a break, directioners would have a break from the darn drama of this band but nOoOoOoO. We've got Louis with Babygate/Briana and Danielle, Harry with Kendall, Niall with Selena, and Liam with his solo music.

Louis

Babygate - Let me just say there is a 99.9999% that this is fake so I will explain what it is and how its fake. In July of 2015, the media announced that Louis Tomlinson got an LA stylist pregnant and it was supposedly confirmed on Good Morning America when he said its an exciting time ( by the way, the other boys' faces when he said that proved enough ). At that time it was said that she was pregnant for about 5 months so she was pregnant for almost a year ( around 10-11 months ). Also her "baby bump" is on and off and pictures of her clubbing and a sex tape were released ( #OhNoBriana ).
UPDATE 1/23/16: THE CHILD HAS BEEN BORN LOUIS TWEETED ABOUT IT WITH MANY SMILEY FACES...I'M VERY SURPRISED.  https://twitter.com/Louis_Tomlinson/status/690859667224928256

Harry

This boy. I swear to god he's supposed to be married to Louis not on a yacht with Kendall Jenner ( even though she is the least problematic of those freakin Kardashians ) They were on a yacht in St Barts where the paps snapped pictures of them together ( and under a towel I wonder what happened there :O ) This is obviously a PR stunt because they weren't trying to hide from the paps. They knew they would be seen and Harry is obviously married to Louis ( if in fact Larry isn't real I'm crawling into a hole okay )

Niall

The bread. He went to Santa Monica with Selena Gomez ( queen queen queen ) and went on a couple of rides and took her to the X-Factor finale where One Direction began and paused ( it hurts to type "ended" ) instead of his brother Greg. Okay well this isn't much of a problem because I ship it a lot but damn these boys don't give us a break.

Liam

At home with his dogs and writing songs.

May it always be like that.


I think I proved my point.

One Direction-The Most Problematic Band In The Universe