ZAYN'S ALBUM

ZAYN'S ALBUM CAME OUT TODAY AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
AND ALSO, IT HAS BEEN ONE ENTIRE YEAR SINCE ZAYN LEFT ONE DIRECTION.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OK SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS REVIEW THE SONGS ON HERE.

1. MiNd Of MiNdd (Intro)
Calming.
I can't understand what he's saying.
OH wait I heard, "Open up and see whats inside of mine"
Great play oh my.

2. PILLOWTALK
Release Date: January 30, 2016.

3. iT's YoU
I already wrote a post about this.

4. BeFour
Release Date: March 17, 2016
I LOVE THIS SONG. DID I MENTION THERE IS A HIGHNOTE AND IM DEAD.
By the way, FOUR is the name of the last One Direction album Zayn was a part of...

5. sHe
I heard some of this in Zayn's periscope ( I'll put the link if I can find it )
WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO GOOD. WHY IS HE SO GOOD. I'M CRYING AND WE'RE ON 5/18.
I HEAR HIGHNOTE

6. dRuNk
I also heard this one on periscope.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah.
This is pretty.
DRUNK ALL SUMMER? IS THIS WHY HE LEFT THE BAND? IS THIS WHY HE BROKE UP WITH PERRIE OVER TEXT?
HIS VOICE IS HIGH PITCHED I'M CRYING.

7. INTERMISSION: fLoWer
This is in another language.
Heh heh heh heh heh it's still pretty.

8. rEaR vIeW
Chill fam. Woah.
BSDSHBFAFHAHDS AJDBVDH JHDARYFGHD


I''m too emotional to type considering my tears are gonna ruin my laptop oh my god.

Harry Styles

So this is sort of a Harry Styles appreciation post because Anne's iCloud was hacked and so many pictures of Harry were leaked. Although this sounds like the best news in the world ( unfortunately there is a downside ) , after her iCloud was hacked, she deleted all social medias. There are so many rumors about the person who leaked it and why it was leaked. Some believe an anti leaked the pictures to prove Larry isn't real since there were pictures of Harry and Kendall Jenner ( and Anne and Des...happy family + least problematic Jenner ). Another theory is that the management hired the girl to leak the photos to prove Larry isn't real since it took two days for the account to be deactivated and Harry has said nothing since. Normally he does whenever someone does something to his family

I feel sort of guilty for saving them but god he looks so good.

See what I mean.

( Is it Freddie? We may never know. )

ANNNEEEEE

Its not like I need to breathe. 

MUSCLES

heh heh heh heh

I TOLD YOU HE LOOKS GOOD.

A List Of Quotes From Books On My Desk

So this is pretty much a list of quotes I find in my books because I'm not entirely sure what to write about.

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

I'm actually quite excited. 

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

I didn't actually finish this book but I put in post it's because I found some pretty great quotes that I like. 

• • • Here is a A Small Fact • • •

         You are going to die. 

• • • A Definition Not Found • • •

             In The Dictionary 

Not Leaving: an act of trust and love, often deciphered by children

• • • The Only Thing Worse Than • • •

             A Boy Who Hates You

A boy who loves you. ( this one messed me up and I'm not sure why ) 

She stood up and took the book from him, and as he smiled over his shoulder at some other kids, she threw it away and kicked him as hard as she could in the vicinity of the groin. ( SAVAGE )

There's like three more I put post its next to but I'm not sure if I'd like to share them. 

Me and Earl and The Dying Girl by Jesse Andrews 

I really like this book because it's not a cliche love story that makes my heart hurt but it's still pretty cute. 

I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity. ( I relate to this one on a spiritual level )

"Mitzvah" is Hebrew for "colossal pain in the ass" ( no offense )

I'm not exactly in the mood to go through the the entire book so I'm sticking with those

Everything, Everything

LORD OF THE FLIES BY WILLIAM GOLDING
Spoiler alert: Boys are savages.

THE LITTLE PRINCE BY ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY
Spoiler alert: Love is worth everything. Everything.

I'm really not in the mood to reread the whole book for one blog post sorry.

OKOKGOODBYE UNTIL NEXT TIME ( very soon )

I'm Not Entirely Sure but it's Sleep-Related

Okay so I'm supposed to be asleep right now even though it's not that late so I'm just going to write something related to sleep and stuff, like why I sometimes stay up late and stories of when I have. 

Reasons I would stay up:

- New Single 

Most of the time it's because Zayn, One Direction, Shawn, or someone else that's relevant is going to release a new song. Like PILLOWTALK, Perfect, IKWYDLS, and ItS YoU. 

- Ganes

I am very dedicated to the games on my phone considering there's nothing else to do and social media is pretty boring. I recommend the PewDiePie game ( I don't watch him but it's a fun game ), the Kendall and Kylie game ( I only like Kendall ), and World Chef ( Dan and Phil are in it...so is Kanye ) 

- Birthdays

Harry Styles: 2/1

Louis Tomlinson: 12/24

Liam Payne: 8/29

Niall Horan: 9/13 ( one day before mine )

Hayes Grier: 6/8

I remember one time I was going to go fishing in Malibu so I had to wake up at 5 in the morning. At the time, I had just gotten my new phone and so I was using it a lot and I ended up staying up until 4 on my phone and managing to avoid my mom figuring it out. It was pretty fun, kind of like what I'm doing now to write this blog. 

ANYWAYS IM TIRED I'M GOING TO SLEEP GOOD NIGHT GOOD LIFE. 

Zayn's New Song/Preorder for Album

As far as I know the new song will be released at 8. Right now its 7:43 and I can't wait. I'll keep you updated with my reactions.

7:44 PM

IS IT OUT YET I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE DAMMIT

THE SONG IS CALLED "It's You" AND THE ALBUM IS CALLED "Mind Of Mine" AND THE COVER IS BABY ZAYN BUT WITH TATTOOS I CAN'T

7:50 PM

TEN MORE MINUTES

O N L Y  T E N

I MIGHT STOP EXISTING BEFORE IT COMES OUT

AAAAAH I HATE  EVERYTHING AND I HATE ZAYN FOR MAKING ME WAIT DAMMIT

7:52 PM

It's not like I need my sanity

7:55 PM

I'M NOT GONNA HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD THE ALBUM WHEN IT COMES OUT.
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN ITUNES
IM GONNA BE IN IDEBT AAAAAAH

7:57PM

THREE MORE MINUTES OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH KY GOFD

7:59 PM

I KEEP REFRESHING ITUNES OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHERE IS IT

I JUST SAW A VIDEO ZAYN TWEETED ABOUT ITS ZAYN IN STAR WARS I LOVE IT \IT LOOKS SO COOL

8:00 PM

I DON'T SEE IT

8:04 PM

I STILL DON'T SEE IT

8:10 PM

I SEE IT OH MY GOD

MIND OF MINE DELUXE EDITION

THIS IS WHY IM GOING BROKE

OK IM BUYING IT NOW

8:13 PM

I AM DECEASED

THIS SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL

I AM IN LOVE OMGGGGGGG

GOD BLESS AMERICA

THE BLIND CAN SEE AGAIN

THE SICK ARE HEALED

THE WORLD IS FIXED

HEAVEN IS HEARD

Brits 2016

Well yesterday (2/24/16) the Brits were on in which One Direction was nominated for two awards: Best Group and Video of the Year. Unfortunately they only won Video Of The Year but it was the most advertised so I mean it wasn't that bad.

Only Liam and Louis were at the awards, which seems a bit fishy considering they are the best liars of the group ( Harry and Niall can't lie to save their lives ).

According to a somewhat reliable source, the camera zoomed in on Louis and Liam talking to Zayn so I guess they're on good terms no matter how shady Zayn was in interviews. In the interviews Zayn says he only heard one song and didn't want to buy the rest of the album. If that doesn't throw shade, I don't know what does, and trust me I know shade.


Harry was supposed to attend but then was told he wasn't allowed to at the last minute. He didn't seem very happy about it.

Liam also thanked Modest! Management after accepting the award which also seemed suspicious since there have been rumors Harry left the management ( people think he left the band ).

More on this story as it develops.

really bad puns #whatevertheressomanyilostcount

PUNDERFUL!

OK ITS TIME FOR...

MORE BAD PUNS ( save the groans for later I swear these are good )


-What happens when four children lock themselves in the wardrobe?
That's Narnia business

-I heard the new auto body shop that opened up comes highly wreck-a-mended

-Two blood cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein

-People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box

-I got diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple

-Kanye name a rapper who is super problematic

-I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help

-When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

-Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are a bit sketchy.

-I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

-How do trees get online?
They log on.

-What's the definition of a will?
(its a dead giveaway)...

-Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on  a head."

-I never understand odorless chemicals. They just don't make scents.

-Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

-Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run

Okay so I have overdosed on puns today ( some couldn't be included but I've been laughing for three minutes.

Goodbye and goodnight.